All About Pensions

4 Responses to “I’m Being Recruited By Several Different Religions. Which One Offers The Best Pension Plan?”

1. Jeff S Go Zags! on February 9th, 2010 at 8:02 am

   The mormons will give you your own solar system! (assuming your solar system has life…imagine all of those alien virgins! i’m quite sure captain kirk was LDS)
   oooh…and what about those Hale-Bopp folk….i hear you get to ride a comet!

2. -=SyN=- |AM| on February 9th, 2010 at 12:48 pm

   Pastafarianism.
   A beer volcano & a stripper factory.
   ‘Nuff said.

3. Halleluj on February 9th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

   But with Islam you half to go out with a big bang theory, Something like evolution that is not happening, The only pension plan that works and pays off is Jesus. sorry if you miss the opportunity. But with a honest heart you may find him, Jesus is steal waiting for you..May be your last chance?.

4. Mona on February 10th, 2010 at 3:37 am

   Uh… no religion offers a pension plan.
   It depends on you, go ask the TRUE FOLLOWERS of the religion personally and join what gets to you best.

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